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– I found an old black bag full of drugs floating in a bath yesterday. I
called an ambulance, but Whitney was dead by the time they arrived.
-What’s white, 6 inches long, and won’t be sucked on Valentine’s Day?
Whitney’s Crack Pipe.
– When the paramedics arrived they said “Its Houston we have a problem”.
– Nintendo are releasing a new game based on the lives of Amy Winehouse
and Whitney Houston. It’s called WiiHab.
– What was Whitney Houston doing in the bath tub? Washing her crack.
– Large amount of prescription drugs found in Whitney’s room… I bet
Jacko’s doctor is shitting himself.
– What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse? 204 days.
– What’s the difference between Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson? One
was a crackhead and one fucked little boys.
– What’s black, lies on the floor ‘Will Always Love You’ and has white
stuff around its nose? A border collie.
– A black single mother overdoses… what’s the big deal?
– Some sources claim that Whitney Houston is not really dead and that
she’s in character for her new film ‘The Bodybag’.
– Charlie Sheen better die soon or heaven will run out of crack before he
gets there.
– Whitney Houston cause of death: she waited too long to exhale.
– What’s white and has two holes? The inside of Whitney’s nose.
– Is it really snowing or did Whitney sneeze??
– What was Whitney Houston’s biggest hit? Her last one.
– Why did Whitney Houston snort Splenda? She thought that it was Diet Coke.
– Isn’t it somewhat ironic that a woman who hasn’t been clean for years
managed to die in a bath?
– Tragic news from the music industry “Justin Bieber still alive!”
– Whitney Houston died just hours after being asked to be a judge on the
next season of X-Factor. Personally I think she made the right decision.
– A full day of Whitney Houston on MTV. I don’t know who is in hell, us
or her.
– With Whitney Houston now dead I think we’ll see a vast improvement in
her live shows.
– I bet they didn’t need to draw any white lines around Whitney Houston’s
body.
– So Whitney died… now she’s reunited with her career.
– Can everybody waiting to mourn over Whitney’s death please form a line?
It’s what she would have wanted.
– On the day that Whitney Houston died Bobby Brown still played a gig. I
mean it’s pretty disgusting… what kind of people pay to see Bobby Brown?
– Whitney Houston found dead. Columbian economy collapses.
– Two detectives are in Whitney Houston’s hotel room. One says to the
other “I’ve never heard of her. What was she famous for?” The other
copper replies “She was a very well-known musician”. The first detective
looks around and says “Ah, I see now. Let me guess, she played the spoons?”
– Dear Lord, thank you for answering my prayers. However you seem to have
made a terrible error. I said “Britney” not “Whitney”.
– For the first time since the early 90’s, Whitney Houston has everyone
talking about her latest ‘Hit’.
– Confusion in heaven today as Whitney Houston tries to explain to
Michael Jackson why 5 year old crack is bad.
– Live from the Beverly Hills Hospital’s Life Support Division: Whitney
Houston Unplugged.
– Decorations will be different in the Houston house this coming
Christmas. There will still be a tree but fewer needles lying on the floor.
– Everyone seems so saddened by the death of Whitney Houston. What
saddens me more is her greatest hits album will surely be out soon.
– Whitney Houston lived her life as I ski – face down in a pile of white
powder.
– Whitney Houston has now been drug free for at least one day.
– Whitney Houston ended her life the same way she ended her songs. On a
high note.
– It is such a shame to hear about Whitney Houston dying of a drug
overdose. I was truly hoping that she died in a car crash while giving
Mariah Carey and Celine Dion a lift.
– Yesterday I heard that the world had just lost a great asset to the
music industry. One whom many referred to as ‘The Queen of Pop’ and I’d
just like to take a moment and say we will miss her greatly. May Elton
John rest in peace.
– Hey don’t want to spoil it but the extended version of the bodyguard is
on tonight, she dies in the end.
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