G Funk Intro

Intro: Yeah….This is another story about dogsFor the dog that don’t pee on trees, is a bitchSo says Snoop Dogg, get your pooper scooperCuz the nigga’s talkin shitAroof! *echoes* Verse One: Rage I’m sippin on Tanqueraywith my my mind on my money and my mouth in the ganjahyR-A-G to the motherfuckin EBack with my nigga […]

Morning Bell

Morning bellMorning bellNot another encounterRelease meRelease me You can keep the furnitureA bump on the headHowling(?) down the chimneyRelease meRelease mePlease……..Release meRelease me Where’d you park the car?Where’d you park the car?Clothes are all ?? with the furnitureNow I might as wellI might as wellSleepy jack the fire drillRun around around around around around…. Cut […]

Thank You

My tea’s gone cold, I’m wondering why I got out of bed at allthe morning rain clouds up my window and I can’t see at allAnd even if I could it’d all be grey, but your picture on my wallit reminds me that it’s not so badit’s not so bad I drank too much last […]

Forever Young

May God bless and keep you always,May your wishes all come true,May you always do for othersAnd let others do for you.May you build a ladder to the starsAnd climb on every rung,May you stay forever young,Forever young, forever young,May you stay forever young. May you grow up to be righteous,May you grow up to […]

Take Me Home

Take me home, take me homeI know another place to beTake me home, take me homeYou deserve a girl like meCome on I know somewhereYou can unwindWe can just disappearNow’s the timeTake me home, take me homeOnly fair I get my wayTake me home, take me homeOh it’s going to happen anywayI know what’s good […]

Maybe That's Something

We lay around just like gurusIn borrowed robesAnd talk about nothingWell maybe that’s somethingMaybe that’s something You stretch out across a long long tableWithout hesitationYou say, "I’m willing and able" [Chorus]Maybe that’s somethingMaybe that’s one thing more than I’ve seenMaybe that’s something more than nothing You say good, I say you should, will you be […]

Super Hoe

[Phone ringing]Scott: Yo, Kris. I really knocked the boots on those two big-buttfemales last night.Kris: Jeeez!Scott: Yeah, man. I’m on my way down to Latin Quarter to find twomore freaks…Kris: Word… [Super Sperm] Chorus: repeat 2X Scott LaRock had em allHe is the Super Hoe [Super Sperm] Verse One: KRS-One Scott LaRock is for now […]

Bless Da 40 Oz.

[Layzie]It’s all because of brewI’m feelin fresh and newI bless a forty a daySo now I never have to have another sober dayWhen blessin’ 40s I’m a proI just thought I’d let you know youCan’t take my brew away from me… [Bizzy]I gulp my 40 kinda slow; I like to savor itAnd while the niggas […]