All the people I know wanna be left aloneSome people! I don’t know?They wont leave you aloneYou gotta be just – be just like them Biggest gang I know they call the governmentGang is a weaponThat you trade your mind in forYou gotta be just – be just like them The gangAnd the governmentNo differentThe […]
500 Channels
500 Channels 500 channels of a day-dream stimulation helps me to resent my life and raise my expectations. Locked into re-runs, your memories repeating, and all your ideals seem so self defeating. For you and yours, the pepsi generation, and when you’re discontent, you change the T.V. station, And when you hate your life, no […]
(Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear
CALIFORNIABABY LET ME BEYOUR LOVIN’ TEDDY BEAR PUT A CHAIN AROUND MY NECKAND LEAD ME ANYWHEREOH LET ME BEYOUR TEDDY BEARBABY LET ME BEAROUND YOU EVERY NIGHTRUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH MY HAIRAND CUDDLE ME REAL TIGHTOH LET ME BEYOUR TEDDY BEARI DON’T WANT TO BE A TIGERCAUSE TIGERS PLAY TO ROUGHI DON’T WANT TO BE […]
360 Degrees (What Goes Around)
[GPM] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah"There’s just one thing I wanna say.."[GPM] The reel to reel to reel to reel yo"There’s just one thing I wanna say.."[GPM] Copy copy copy copy copy"There’s just one thing I wanna say.."[GPM] We gonna hit it down like this, y’all know the flav"There’s just one thing I wanna say.."[GPM] […]
‘American Idol’ Top 9 Results
Ryan Seacrest opened Wednesday night’s “American Idol” elimination show with this irritating, heart-palpitating tease: “Prepare yourself for a surprise or two. Shocking results!” What, more bagpipes? Maybe a xylophone, a triangle, a tissue paper and comb, or some other odd instrument accompaniment? Another heckler bumrushing the stage, hopefully this time with “SOY BOMB” Sharpie’d across […]
Billionaires Who Live Below Their Means
At least once in your life – maybe even once a week or once a day for that matter – you have fantasized about coming into a lot of money. What would you do if you were worth millions or even billions? Believe it or not there are millionaires and billionaires among us who masquerade as relatively […]
‘American Idol’ Top 9 Go Helter Skelter
It was a very daytrippy Tuesday when “American Idol” held its Lennon/McCartney Night. No, no one performed a song by the Plastic Ono Band or sang the backwards-masked “Tomorrow Never Knows.” That would’ve been cool. But there was a didjeridoo, a bagpipe player, an actual good performance by underdog Tim Urban, a (hopefully pre-screened) heckler […]
Pay Garnishments Rise as Debtors Fall Behind
When the bank sued Leann Weaver for not paying her credit card balance, her reaction was typical for someone in that situation. Personal and financial setbacks weighed her down, and she knew she owed the $2,470. So she never went to court to defend herself. She was startled by what happened next. When she swiped […]