was gonna call my friends and get ’em all togetheri was gonna go and start a band,but everything i wanna do has already been done.why would i wanna go and do it again?everybody…plays guitar.she’s so cute (if you know what i mean)she’s the cutest littlegirl, that i’ve ever seen.maybe she’ll like me ifi play guitarmaybe […]

she’s not eatin’ bacon, noteatin’ sausage,and she won’t eat eggs,not eatin’ chickennot eatin’ turkey, shewon’t have a steak,but i just can’t help feelin’sorryfor this poor little lettuce headyou know, i can’t stop cryin’ cause iknow this broccoli’s dead vegetarian? i’m not a vegetarian,vegetarian…she’s a poor little cow, little sheep,little fishhow can I sleep? when carrots […]

there’s a ska band on my street, a little ska bandeverybody thinks that they’re so $#&%!# neat,there was nothin’ on the radiowas gonna make my own band, play my own showsbut that don’t work so i’ givin’ up again,she said she loved me cause i played guitarthat’s ok, i didn’t love her at all and […]

watchin’ you sleep,i’m lookin’in your window,everyday i drive pastyour housestandin’ in your front yard,why don’t you come out?watchin’ you sleep…nowhere to hide,one of these days i’m gonna come insideit must be love,what else could it be?$#&% you $!%&# i love you i’m not crazy! walkin’ up to her, now she’s walkin’ awayi just wanna talk […]