*laugherOoh shit (ooh hey ooh)Guess what?I ain’t coming in yetI’ll come in in a minuteAyo this is my love songIt goes like thisBack when Mark Wallburg was Marky MarkThis is how we used to make the party startWe used to mix hen’ with Bacardi DarkAnd when it kicks in you can hardly talkAnd by the […]

Uh oh yeahOh suck itOh fuck youOh ShaggyOh this is why they call you two dope ain’t itOh fuck youOh take it out take it outOh now give something to JayOh violent JayWait don’t bite itDon’t be violent with it now just suck itNice and slow yeahOh oh fuck yeahYou got ohNow give it back […]

Eminem: Hey!Steve: Hey Em what’s up?Eminem: Steve Berman what’s goin’ on man?Hoow you doin’? Good to see you again what’s up?Steve: Em could you come here and have a seat please?Eminem: Umm yeah what’s?Steve: Vannessa shut the doorVaness: OkayEminem: So what’s up? How’s orders looking for the first week?Steve: It would be better if you […]

[Announcer](Eminem)This is another public service announcementBrought to you in part by Slim Shady(Tell ’em I don’t give a fuck)Slim Shady does not give a fuck what you think(Tell ’em to suck it)If you don’t like it you can suck his fucking cock(Tell ’em they kissed my ass)Little did you know upon purchasing this albumYou have […]

Em, what’s goin’ on,it’s Paul,Eh. Dre gave me a copy –of the new album,…. and I just.(Sigh)Fuck it.(Hangs up Phone)