(Chorus:) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha Ha ha) Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaa) Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha Ha ha) (end chorus) (Chorus) Come one, come all, and witness magic! I introduce to you an occult sorcerer of the ancient […]

"Hey there, do ya like excitment?" "Yeah." "Do ya like suspense?" "Uh huh." "Do you like Nel Carter?" "Tst no." "Good, cuz you won’t find her here, this is the house of horrors. And for you it’s absolutely free, step right in." " thanks." "Say no more stupid ass, your breath says enough." Hello? It’s […]

"This one goes out to the ninjas that’s been down since Carnival of Carnage. Naw, fuck that. Since Dog Beats. Naw fuck that, since Basement Cuts, mothafucka!" How long will the juggalos be down wit’ me? How long till they forget me? Check it out, What if I grew another fuckin’ head? And his name […]

Ticket please, thanks, walk through the doors, Into the Halls of Illusion and visit yours, To see what could’ve, and should’ve, and would’ve been real, But you had to fuck up the whole deal. Let’s take a walk down the hallway, It’s a long way, it takes all day, And when we get to the […]

(vocal ad lib) Voodoo, runnin’ from my magic. (chorus:) Ray kay shay, Shooga booga ba, Southwest Voodoo’s in the haugh! Wicked voodoo doped up killa! Magic, dark magic, yo. (end chorus) Met this kid named Louie Lou, He thought he could fuck with this voodoo. So I turned his head into a lima bean, And […]

"Does this excite you? Think about it! Does it not stagger the imagination? No builder on earth can concieve any structure to compare to the mansions above. Won’t that be something when you go to live in your own mansion? There’ll be no concern about paying for it, it’s already taken care of. There’ll be […]