Jump outta bed, and I head for the grapenuts, Eat ’em quick, or they soggy, and that sucks, Try to find a clean pair of socks, and a shirt, Still sport the same drawers, even though they hurt. In the fridge there’s a faygo, it tastes ill, Cuz it’s fatter that a bitch on a […]
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How Many Times
(chorus:) How many times will I ask myself why, how many times? How many times will I ask myself why, how many times will I cry? (end chorus) (chorus) How many times will you honk your horn and say fuck you? Now what the fuck does that do? Ya feel better now? I didn’t let […]
Intro
"Pumpkin, put some music on, I feel like dancin’." "Hold on, suga, I’m fixin’ to right now 3,6,4 awright, now come over here, woman, let’s get this shindig started, woo! C’mon, everybody! Now what in the hell is wrong with this juke machine?" "Be warned, my children six will visit followed by the crumbling of […]
Piggy Pie
Ahhh! They did it! Woo! We got some fresh fills for your fat chicken ass to snack on, bitch! So here, start wit’ a slice of this fresh piggy pie, mother fuka! The first little piggy, his house is made of wood, He lives in a chicken turkey piggy neighborhood. He likes to fuck his […]
Hokus Pokus
serial saughterin’ Stranglers, Jugglin’ Jugglin’ Juggalas, folded, fat floppy titty freaks IC fuckin’ P’s in the Haugh!(woo woo!) Abracadabra, boom shaka day, I’m Violent J, and I’m back like a vertebrae. And I come with a hat full of tricks, Trunk full of faygo, car full of fat chicks. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha […]
Boogie Woogie Wu
The beast lives, out of the raging storm, in the dead of night.The ravenous, blood sick creature,searches for it’s sacrifice.Through the hideous darkness, it lurches.Driven by death itself.Only the satisfaction of slaughter willcause it to return to the darkness from which it came.*chorus*Boys and girls, it’s nighty night time.Happy J the clown has a nursery […]
Neden Game
VOICE OF HOST: LETS MEET CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE hes a skitzophranic serial killa klown who says women love his sexy smile lets see if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, whats your question for Number 1? Sharon: Number 1, i belive first impressions last forever if u were to eat dinner with me and […]
Hellalujah
"Give God the first portion of your income, say that with me." "Give God the first portion of your income." "Give it first! Not after the deducts. Not after the social security, and the hospitalization, and the malnutrition. Not after all these things on ya check, ya say ‘I’m a give God a little what’s […]