Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy! DDT did a job on me Now I am a real sickie Guess I’ll have to break the news That I got no mind to lose. All the girls are in love with me I’m a teenage lobotomy. Slugs and snails are after me DDT keeps me happy Now I guess […]

There’s no stoppin’ the cretins from hoppin’ You gotta keep it beatin’ For all the hoppin’ cretins. Cretin! Cretin! I’m gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl My feet won’t stop Doin’ the Cretin Hop. Cretin! Cretin! 1-2-3-4 Cretins wanna hop some more 4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven. (Rrepeat)

Yeah, I wanna be well I wanna be well I wanna be I want I want I want I want I want I want Yeah, I wanna be well I want my LSD, golly gee, DDT, wowee! Daddy’s broke Holy smoke My future’s bleak Ain’t it neat? (Repeat)

Well everybody’s heard about the bird Bird bird bird Bird is the word Don’t you know about the bird Well everybody knows that the bird is a word Bird bird bird bird is a word