[Music playing in car] [Guys Talking] [Car Crashes] Voice: Welcome Sir! Guy: Where the fuck am I? Wh-Where am I? Voice: It’s not Where you’re at! It’s where you’re going, and you won’t know until you Turn The Crank. Voices: Turn the crank. Turn the Crank. [Music sounds as crank is turned] Guy: umm…. [Trap […]

"Hello! How ya doin? I’m here with the Insane Clown Posse, ICP. How you guys doin?" "Bblblblblblblbl!!" "Well, uh, ok… I understand that you guys are from Detroit." "Wwaaaaaaaahh!" "Uh, yeah, ok. Why don’t ah- Why don’t you tell us something about the group?" "BURRRRRRP!" "Awright, Awright… Any long term goals?" "Ayayaiyaiyaiyaiyai!" "Sure, yeah, yeah… […]

"Tonight, tonight, we gather the dead!" "Tonight, tonight!" "Tonight, tonight, off with your head! Ya! Hahahahahaha!" Ya know I cuts pigs up. (repeat 7x) I know I can handle them mugs! She was ugly, long hair, short, nice figure though. So at the funeral it made me cry out "Why’d you die?" I cannot, I-I […]

[crowd]Heeeyyyyyy! Welcome to another exciting episode of Daray’s #1 game show: The Joker’s Wild! Shaggy, tell us something about tonight’s contestants. HA HAHA Hey, mudda fuckas! Get ready for the killer show for this bitch! We got a cop, we got a judge, and we got a redneck. So step the fuck up and play […]

****Channels changing on a TV**** "This is a Channel 7 news brief because the news is happening now! Good evening, Mort Perkins reporting. Our top story tonight: Police and investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody stole four dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late Monday night. Police say the […]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your death! Now let’s see where you’re headed, turn the crank! And experience what’s in store for you, deep within the mighty riddle box!(w/echo) (chorus): He hehe he he he he he hehe heh-heh-heh! Da joke’s on you! (hehe Riddle box!) He hehe he he he he he hehe heh-heh-heh! […]

Well I’m headed down the southern trail, I’m goin’ Chicken huntin’. Choppin’ red neck chicken necks I ain’t sayin’ nothin’ To the hillbilly, stick my barrel in his eye, boom-shaka, boom-shaka, Hair chunks in the sky. Why? I, never liked chicken pot pie or the chopped chicken on rye. Tell Mr. Billy Bob I’m a […]

"Um, Mr. Jackson, what are you talking about? Well, I’ve heard about those parties, they’re immoral. Mr. Jackson I thought you were a respectable gentleman…" "Now, don’t give me that "respectable gentleman" bullshit you little bitch." "Mr. Jackson!" "Now stop playing dumb you ditsy cunt!" (chorus): Hey, Baby I heard you like to freak. ("Well, […]