Yesterday i went outsideWith my momma’s mason jar Caught a lovely butterfly When I woke up today Looked in on my fairy pet She had withered all away No more sighing in her breast I’m sorry for what I did I did what my body told me to I didn’t mean to do you harm […]

When I’m stable long enough I start to look around for love See a sweet and floral print My mind begins the arrangements But when I start to feel that pull Turns out I just pulled myself She would never go with me Were I the last girl on earth I’m dumb she’s a lesbian […]

This is beginning to hurt This is beginning to get serious It used to be a game Now it’s a crying shame ’cause you don’t wanna play around no more Sometimes I push too hard Sometimes you fall and skin your knee I never meant to do All that I’ve done to you Please baby […]

You are eighteen year old girl Who live in small city of Japan You heard me on the radio About one year ago And you wanted to know All about me, and my hobbiesMy favorite food and my birthday Why are you so far away from me? I need help and you’re way across the […]

El Scorcho, Aye Carumba! Goddamn you half-Japanese girls Do it to me every time Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello And I’m jello, baby But you want talk won’t look won’t think of me I’m the epitome Of Public Enemy Why you wanna go and do me like that? Come down on the […]

Holy cow I think I’ve got one here Now just what am I supposed to do? I’ve got a number of irrational fears That I’d like to share with you First there’s rules about old goats like me Hanging around with chicks like you But I do like you And another one: you say ‘like’ […]

My girl’s a liar But I’ll stand beside her She’s all I’ve got and I don’t want to be alone My girl don’t see me When she’s with my friends She’s all I’ve got and I don’t want to be alone No, there is no other one No, there is no other one I can’t […]