Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound’s the name and the Gang’s to blame Like Chan n’ Chin the Siamese twins it’s one in the same So fame ain’t gonna live forever Never worrying about dying cause it can’t be any better But […]

Yo Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track Stop as we drop this bomb Blow up this place like another Vietnam Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome Back up son give me room give me room To set it off like this don’t give it up I’m all up in […]

You came twice last year like a Sears catalog Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you’re seeing me but soon I’ll have you seeing God Cause girl I’ll get you panting like you’re Pavlov’s dog Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down But baby your black box is the one […]

This beat is my recital I think it’s very vital To rock a rhyme That’s right on time It’s tricky tricky yo here we go It’s tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a rhyme that’s right on time It’s tricky tricky tricky tricky tricky tricky It’s tricky to rock a rhyme To rock a […]

If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I’ll have the poo-poo platter My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass I said guys I’m like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many push-ups I can do? I […]

Bloodhounds shall cruise rendezvous Break curfew new trip ensues You never know Bloodhounds just go Pack backpack up for down the road No change of clothes but change for tolls Pack of No-Doz Rolos and Skoal Old Milwaukee Jolt black coffee Sugar Daddy Rand McNally A pack of jacks those orange Tic-Tacs Glen Miller tracks […]

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn Burn motherfucker burn Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I’m a dumb white guy I’m not old or […]