Dog New Tricks

I wish I had not woke up todayEveryone mistakes the things you sayTake the simple truth andTwist it all aroundMake it sound importantMake it seem profound Dog new tricksNothing you learn will stickDog new tricksYou make me feel so worthless Everyone I know has gone awayDied or left or just forgot to staySometimes took for […]


Sad Professor

If we’re talking about love Then I have to tell you Dear readers, I’m not sure where I’m headed. I’ve gotten lost before. I’ve woke up stone drunk Face down in the floor. Late afternoon, the house is hot. I started, I jumped up. Everyone hates a bore. Everybody hates a drunk. This may be […]


Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.Wake up – sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She’s gone where the goblins go,Below – below – below. Yo-ho, let’s open up and sing and ring the bells […]


I'm Your Man

Call me goodCall me badCall me anything you want to babyBut I know that you’re sadAnd I know I’ll make you happyWith the one thing that you never had Baby, I’m your man (don’t you know that?)Baby, I’m your manYou bet!If you’re gonna do it, do it right – right?Do it with me So good…You’re […]


Road To Alaska

I’m on the road to Alaska ,nowhere near Nebraska,but I’m sure if I asked her she’ll know.I ain’t got no Honey, I’m so short of money.I really really wanna go home.I dialed Oklahoma, made attempts to phone her,gave up when I got no reply. I’m on the road to Alaska, nowhere near Nebraska,but I’m sure […]


Danger Zone

New York is a real cool town society really brings me down our playground is a pharmacy kids find trouble so easily other countries are just as bad the Soviets really make me mad on the boulevard where the police hide let’s steal a car for a joyride they say you’re just an awkward kid […]


Deeper

Verse 1:Yeah so it all comes down to this (what?)Specialist with a hit listRight fist bomb type M.G.M. fight night type (ding ding)So when I hits in the stage we can Face OffWatch me rattle your Nicholas CageBring heat in ridiculous ways never compromiseLook into my eyes tell me what you see (what?)Victory ecstasy maybe […]