I was gonna clean my room until I got highI was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got highmy room is still messed up and I know why– cause I got highcause I got highcause I got high I was gonna go to class before I got highI coulda cheated and […]
Tag Archives: Lyrics by Afroman
Because I Got High
It’s Like, I don’t care about nothin man,roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh), La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa I was gonna clean my room until I got highI gonna get up and find the broom but then I got […]
She Won't Let Me Fucc
(Hey Sugar, how you doin’? Your pretty face don’t match that nasty attitude. What do you mean, ‘Where’s my girl?’ Probly with your man. Can we fuck?) She won’t let me fucc. I really need to bust a nut. She won’t let me fucc. I really need to bust a nut. (Hey, check this out.) […]
Palmdale
Just like bums, we used to stay in the slums of LA by the way Gang-bangers killin’ each other for rep, sellin’ rock cocaine on my doorstep Had a ball to bounce plus a bike to ride, but my mamma never would let me play outside. But when I got enrolled in elementary school, started […]
Colt 45
**Says** Whoa! Good morning ladies.You like that shit man?I got a gang of that shit man.I’ll tell you whatMy man on the guitarDude on the drumsEveryody gather ’round the micI’ll tell ya all these muthaf**kasFirst I’mma start it off like thisHelp me sing it homeboy!C’mon! **Sings**Colt 45 and two zig-zagsBaby that’s all we needWe can […]
Missisippi
(Palmdale was like the peak of my life, but Palmdale over with, homeboy. I’m fittin’ to go home cuz.) Please take me back home, (You know what I’m sayin’?) to Mississippi. (I got my Greyhound ticket right here, man. I’m fittin’ to go back and kick it with my family, cuz.) Please take me back […]
Let's All Get Drunk Tonight
Let’s all get drunk tonight. (Hell yeah.) I hope I don’t fight with a punk tonight. (C’mon.) Let’s all get high tonight. Maybe nobody will die tonight. (C’mon, dance with me baby, c’mon.) Let’s all sell yell tonight. (Sling yay.) I hope I don’t go back to jail tonight. (Not tonight.) Let’s go to the […]
Crazy Rap
(Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out, tell it. It was this blind man, right? Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right? He was feelin’ his way down the street with this stick, right? Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I’m sayin’? He stopped, he took a […]