DeBarge Skit

Yo yo we bout to make this run manWe got we got uhh, DeBarge brothers in the houseEl and James y’allWhat y’all drinkin on man? [DeBarge]Shit, oh you treatin? (yeah I’m treatin)Alright, I like, personally, Cherise Wheat Oh don’t start that shit ElWhat man? Nigga go get some cold dizznizz motherfucking dizznuck Get some cold […]


Killin' It

[Tash]Ahh, ahhI be killin it (why Tash?) cause I be feelin itI get money so no need for stealin itI work diligent beneath the Earth’s soilwhere I write rhymes so fresh it’s like I wrapped my styles in foilBut I sit at home and boil spicy rum when it’s freezingCause I from the Likwid crew […]


J-Ro Late Skit

[man] Ay man, who the hell is you man? We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin man, could you be quiet man?[J-Ro] Man who got the bud man?[man] Hold on, hold on, we got a meetin goin – ay who is you?[J-ro] Aiyyo this […]


Contents Unda Pressure

Verse One: J-Ro I’m the beer rational outta nationalMy cash flow is thick like mashed potato-oes in the gravyWsup wavy, thanks to my homey King Tee-lathe host wit the most, I’m coast to coast like Aunt Peelathe Cowboys beat the Steelers so nigga where’s my $50boom bap to your cap if your eyes is lookin […]


Off The Wall

[Keith Murray] You can get it, get it, get it, get it [Tash]Dude, what you got on my forty homey?One two, likwid, likwid, likwidWhat you think motherfucker?Course I do – came downFuck it up, uhh, uhh Chorus: Get your back up off the wall "get with it"[Keith Murray] And you can get it, get it, […]


AA Meeting Intro

[Swift] Aiyyo man[J-Ro] Ay, what time we get out this motherfucker?[Swift] Hey man, let me get a cigarette[?] Homey, yeah you was drunk[Swift] You don’t hear me cat? Hello? Let me get a cigarette [meeting organizer]*tapping stick on podium*Well hold up hold hold hold hold up peace hold up hold upQuiet the fuck on up!Hold […]


Likwit Ridas

Intro:WhoRidas. Tha Alkaholiks (X8) WhoRidas:Fo-sho shots get dropped and popped just like a picklockWith the master key, but the master key be meI assign chop from hot, like a cold on a stoveAnd commence to roll, like a tireA real rider will ride ya, like a stallion with a chairAny buster be cherbin’, in the […]


Likwidation

Verse One: J-Ro And this is how we run it down the lineE-Swift is second, I’m first to rhymeThe bottle’s half full, is it yours or mineGet a cup and we can get drunk, at the same timePut on your good clothes, when I come aroundI’m all the way down like the brown brown I […]