She had a look in her eye that could make you melt,Made me feel better than I ever felt.But bless her heart, she couldn’t stay,I begged her not to go away.She left my ex best friend out in old Tucson,Told me she was leavin and would be rollin on.Now the days just pass on by,Losin’ […]

I’m gonna find me a groovy little hippie pad.I’m gonna find me a groovy little hippie pad.I work a hundred grand scam from a border town.Well, I’ll be feeling glad. I’m gonna find me a blonde-haired mama,In a Jeep with a German Shepherd by her side.I’m gonna find me a blonde-haired mama,With boots and a […]

Baby, baby, I need you,I’ll lay it on you with a straight shotBaby, baby, I love you,I’ll give it ev’rything I got.I’m gonna try my best to hold you baby,Hold you in my arms. Tryin’ my best to please you, Never ever tease you,Don’t you go and break my heart.Don’t burn me like a jet […]

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When the light comes and yu’re feelin’ downCause your baby’s out there somewhere runnin’ round.Don’t start feeling blue and feeling lonely too,It’s hard I know when that love ain’t true. You just can’t explain, but you know it’s there,That empty feeling seems so unfair.What can you do when it’s gone, it’s gone,‘Cause those lovin’ feelings […]

She’s really upset with me again,I didn’t give her what she likes.I don’t know what to tell her,Don’t know what to say.Everything got funky last night. She was really bombed,And I was really blown away,Until I asked her what she wanted,And this is what she had to say:A pearl necklace.She wanna pearl necklace.She wanna pearl […]

She is an American car,She isn’t legal so she can’t go far.She got her mind stuck up in second gear,Where she going ain’t exactly clear.Baby please, baby please, I wanna drive you home. Low mileage without a pink slip,Clean upholstery and it ain’t been ripped.She stripped her gears only late last night,I don’t think that […]

I found an empty house in my neighborhood,I knew that we shouldn’t but I thought we could.Knew it wouldn’t be hard to slide into the backyard,Called all my friends and slipped a hundred to the guard.We turned on the radio and had a party on the patio. Betty’s in the sauna and she’s getting kind […]