Aw, who’s the queen of the locker roomWho’s the cream of the cropPoor Joey took her to the matineeSaid, "God, she wouldn’t stop!" Holy muscle of loveMy heart’s a muscle Well, I must have come to that crazy ageWhere ev’rything is hot‘Cause I don’t know if the things I’m thinkingAre normal thoughts or not Holy […]

I got lost on the road somewhereWas it Texas or was it CanadaDrinking whiskey in the morning lightI work the stage all night longAt first we laughed about itMy long haired drunken friendsProposed a toast to Jimmy’s ghostI never dreamed that I would wind up on the losing end I’m stuck here on the inside […]

What a drag it isThese gold lame’ jeansIs this the coolest wayTo get though your teensWell, I cut my hair weirdI read that it was inI looked like a roosterThat was drowned and raised again What are you gonna doTell you what I’m a-gonna doWhy don’t you get away-ayI’m gonna live today-ay I ran into […]

I’ve got the answersTo all of your questionsIf you’ve got the moneyTo pay me in gold I will be livingIn old Monte CarloAnd you will be readingThe secrets I sold Daggers and contactsAnd bright shiny limosI’ve got a watchThat turns into a lifeboat Glimmering nightgownsAnd poisonous cobrasSilencer under the heel of my shoe The elegance […]