Check itWe can go, toe to toe, with the blows to the temple (NOT) Not the Temple of Doom, so make roomfor the Unamerican Caravan (who you down with?)The B-Boys, I’mmenslope, Twilite Tone, Derrick and then someI don’t get rid of some faceswhile marks be lookin hard, and they be beggin basesThey have too many […]

"Gimme a pound, thank you man" –> Tim Dog(repeat 2X, then 4X faster) I’m as bad bad, as Leroy Brown BrownYo I’m a pro pro, but not a noun nounIf you got beef beef, then you’ll get ground groundCut up in soul soul, by the pound poundI’m going downtown like Julie Brown, I’m the round […]

Hey C.S. man, umm Yeah since you don’t wanna gimme a dollar for no beer umm why don’t you gimme a lyrical shoutout on your album junior? C’mon man, gimme somethin man! Common! Ah-heh! Let’s Make a Deal, pickle I’m pitchin penny dimes and nicklesYou couldn’t sell a sticker, on the tape your DJ ticklesI […]

The rhyme I pick up, trick up, and like hiccup(Hiccup!) This is a good place for a stickupSo throw your hands in the air and say hell yeahI Can Beat Mike Tyson, plus I’m Fresh-er than the Prince of Bel AirAnd I Blossom, In Colour is how I’m Living seesome pretend to be afraid of […]

Verse One: I’m {easy} easy, easy like Sunday morningI can kick a stupid nervous joint when I’m yawningAhhh, Common’s comin with that old oh excuse meElizabeth, this is a big one, I mean a dewe-deweDoogie, Howser, cause see I’m like BowserKickin it with the sha-na-na-na, the t-shirt, and thetrousers, how’s the, Family Ties?I’m left with […]

A weeby weeby wobble gobble gobble DO the turkeyLord have mercy, mercy mercy meYou see I’m tryin to get the punanibut you just wanna rock me, ah-eh-eh, ah-eh-ehYou see I’m tryin to get the punanibut you just wanna rock me, oooh, check itSo get your ride on ride the thundercloud and broom broom broomBecause I […]

Whatup BITCH? I’m Petey WheatstrawAnd you don’t stop, with the heidi heidi hoeHi hoe, or bye hoe, if you’re lookin for a sucker(What are you?) I’m just another motherfuckerPucker your lips, do flips like Mary LouJust because I fucked you doesn’t mean that I’ma marry youBury you, I will do, after, I bill youKill you, […]

This is a U-A rhyme, dedicate to the ca-nineTch-a-ch-tchk, c’mere boy, I said it’s play-timeIt’s time to play with the mind of a slimmieI don’t wanna be a freak, but it’s the dog in meI don’t pretend to be the open door roses typeI open the door for myself, and I close it rightin your […]