Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understandThat a-hole bands have a-hole fansBloodhound’s the name and the Gang’s to blameLike Chan n’ Chin the Siamese twins it’s one in the sameSo fame ain’t gonna live foreverNever worrying about dying cause it can’t be any betterBut whatever happens to happen always happens […]
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Magna Cum Nada
Why try? I’m that guyHolden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye"Put away ‘cause he wasn’t all thereLike a jigsaw puzzle you might compareMe to him not a liver but wurstBeen much better off as a still birthBig let down unparalleledLike the last episode of "Seinfeld"Or Jack Lemmon in "Glengarry Glen Ross"Pepsi Challenge took it lostJust […]
Take The Long Way Home
May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please? Did you ever read Voltaire’s "Candide"?He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speedNot a quote of what he wrote but a paraphraseMake it up as you go Keyser SozeHighlights yes but don’t underline ‘emJust live for N.O.W. like Gloria SteinemLife is like […]
Legend In My Spare Time
Ashes to ashes and funks to funkyDaddy Long Legs is a mean ass honkyAnd Jimmy Pop ain’t no heiny hobbit gaybeAin’t no big meaty chunks in my thick brown gravyCause I’m a Loch Ness a Loch Ness a Loch Ness monsterJerry’s Kids are knockin’ at my door, "Could you be a sponsor?"Tiny Bubbles in my […]
Going Nowhere Slow
Got the mike in my hand but can I make you understand That a-hole bands have a-hole fans Bloodhound’s the name and the Gang’s to blame Like Chan n’ Chin the Siamese twins it’s one in the same So fame ain’t gonna live forever Never worrying about dying cause it can’t be any better But […]
Boom
Yo Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track Stop as we drop this bomb Blow up this place like another Vietnam Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome Back up son give me room give me room To set it off like this don’t give it up I’m all up in […]
Mope
We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin’ playa that ain’t with us no mo.Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin’.Yeah, Tupac Shakur.Nah bitch, I’m talkin’ ‘bout motherfuckin’ Falco and shit.What? Falco? Rock me AmadeusRock me AmadeusRock me AmadeusRock me Amadeus Tried to […]
Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny
You came twice last year like a Sears catalog Cause your last boyfriend makes love like Boss Hogg Well now you’re seeing me but soon I’ll have you seeing God Cause girl I’ll get you panting like you’re Pavlov’s dog Like a DC-10: guaranteed to go down But baby your black box is the one […]