(x4)Won’t you believe itIt’s just my luck(x3)No recess(x4)Won’t you believe itIt’s just my luck(x3)No recess(x8)You’re in high school again(x7)No recess

Bell on door ring; ‘come on in’ (Alt: Hello Cobain – come on in)Floyd observes my hairy chinSit down in [the] chair, don’t be afraidSteamed hot towel on my faceI was shavedI was shamedI was shamedBarney ties me to the chairI can’t see, I’m really scaredFloyd breathes hard, I hear the zipPee-Pee pressed against my […]

Verse1 I need an easy friend, I do with an ear to lendI do, think you fit this shoe, I do hope you have a clue Chorus I’ll take advantage while, you hang me out to dryoh I can’t see you every night – (for) freeI do, I do…. Verse2 I’m standing in your line, […]

(x3)They lead a lifetime that is comfortableThey travel far to keep their stomachs fullThey make their living off of arts and craftsThe kind with seashells, driftwood and burlapThey make a deal when they come to townThe Sunday swap meet is a battle groundShe loves him more than he will ever knowHe loves her more than […]

Fill me in on your new visionWake me up with indecisionHelp me trust your mighty wisdomYes I eat cow – I am not proud.Show me how you question, questionLead the way to my temptationsTake my hand and give it cleaningYes I eat cow – I am not proud.Is he in an easychair? (Alt: Easy in […]