Lately I feel so smallOr maybe it’s just that my bed has grownI never noticed it before but you were thereSo how was I to know [bridge]That this single bedwas always meant for twonot just anyoneit was meant for me and you [chorus]and now you’re halfway around the worldand I’m just a day behindNothin seems […]
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Barenaked
Do you ever have that dreamwhere you’re walking naked down the streetand everyone just staresDo you ever feel so deepthat you speak your mindto put others straight to sleepYou wonder if anybody caresSometimes I think I’m the only onewhose day turned out unlike it had begun And I feel bare nakedAnd I just can’t take […]
Baby Got Jack
I like small butts and I cannot lie,You honkies can’t deny,When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waistand a big thing in your face I getSick, cuz I like a toothpickI’ll beat that bootie with a stickEven the jeans she’s wearing, her pants are almost tearingNo, baby I want a flat bootie,That’s tootie […]
Armageddon
Now all you sinners this is the prophecythe revelation of your own destinyyou had a dream onceA dream that you have soldand now my brotherannihilation is foretold Will you remember ancient timeswhen we rode across the airwhen the day of judgement comes and when your world is gonna blowthrough your heart and take your soulin […]
Angels
AngelsAngelsThey didn’t want to be, but suddenly they’re freeAngelsAngelsI hear them in the trees I wish that one was me I watch clouds roll overheadNo, it’s me that moves insteadRound and round and roundClouds are faces I can seeI can see they’re seeing meI can tell cause we know each other wellWe know each other […]
Can't Stop Thinkin' About You
Oooooh oooh ohhh oooh ooooh ohh ohhOhhh ohhh oooh ohhh… You’re in my mindAll the timeMy thoughtsAre always of youThere are so many thingsThat we promised each otherThat we would do But since you went awayMy heart has been in so much painIt seems that everything we’ve been throughHas been in vain And I can’t […]
Bye Bye Baby
"Bye bye, baby" Cybil says as she walks out the door. You can bet that Hollywood looks oh-so-good, much better than it ever has before. So my pets have left me in search of careers and richer soils, heading off to pure-bread friends and happy ends and anything to prove I’m disloyal. It’s not just […]
Bringing Out The Elvis
You’re bringing out the Elvis in meYou’re bringing out the Elvis in me Just like a fossilFrozen in time I could not moveMy heart, my soul, my feetThen you unearthed meAnd put me in a hot pulsating grooveNow I’m a slave to the beat You’re bringing out the Elvis in meMaking my hips want to […]