Mom and dad went to a showThey dropped me off at Grandpa Joe’sI kicked and screamed, said please, don’t goGrandma take me home (x8)Had to eat my dinner thereMashed potatos and stuff like thatI couldn’t chew my meat too goodNever take me home (x8) (Alt: Grandma take me home (x8))She said, well, don’t you start […]
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Drunk
Got a five in my pocketWanna buy me some ginA drop of gas in my tank let me think it over again, mmmCause I’d rather be drunk and drive away from hereThan to be sober, so sober yeaNo friends comin thruI think I’ve lost them allNo man to take there place So I decided to […]
Kick Start
We need a kick startWe need a quick solutionWe need a next stepIf we’re really goingIf we’re really going We sit on our couchWhile we watch our TVAnd the phone doesn’t ringAnd it’s perfect To be here playing houseIs no comfort to meIt’s just more of the sameAgain and again and again We need a […]
Shower Scene
It’s funny how your worst enemies always seem to turn out to be all of your best friend’s best friends But I folded and I told These aren’t things I saved to sing you but I folded, I told So draw or throw and I will explode It’s time for you to choose the bullet […]
6-Aug
7 A.M. it’s cold and the scenery is frozenMonday is closing the doorand I’m out on the streetLittle white clouds in the air show me I am still breathingIt’s time to move on This time of year the morning comes early in darknessRain comes fallin’ like tears from the skyDays come and go and sometimes […]
Down Brownie
When I woke up this mornin’ had a smile run across my face.My baby from town just had to get down, come and drag me all over the place. Gonta drive on a flatbed trailer truckdown on highway fifty-nine.I had the blues and my baby, she knewshe’s holdin’ little piece of mind. Down brownie, my […]
Join The Club
was gonna call my friends and get ’em all togetheri was gonna go and start a band,but everything i wanna do has already been done.why would i wanna go and do it again?everybody…plays guitar.she’s so cute (if you know what i mean)she’s the cutest littlegirl, that i’ve ever seen.maybe she’ll like me ifi play guitarmaybe […]
Shake Ya Body
[R] Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh [Chorus: R. Kelly + (Lil’ Kim)]Uh-huh (shake ya body body, move ya body body)Uh-huh (twist ya body body, switch ya body body)Uh-huh (dip ya body body, work ya body body)Uh-huh (any-body body, every-body body) [R. Kelly]Pub-o, drank-o, ‘dro plus the Bev-oHands in the air-o, holla like echoTone’s in the dub […]