Oh help me, please doctor, I’m damaged There’s a pain where there once was a heart It’s sleepin, it’s a beatin’ Can’t ya please tear it out, and preserve it Right there in that jar? Oh help me, please mama, I’m sick’ning It’s today that’s the day of the plunge Oh the gal I’m to […]
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If You C Jordan
I have a storyA bitter AnthemFor everyone to hearAbout this kid who just don’t like meAnd that’s a solid factThey say he’s hunting meAnd as you see I’m all swelled up with fear‘Cuz I can’t get him off my back If you see JordanHe makes me sickHigh school’s overAnd you still won’t quit You tried […]
Rebel Flag
Stop the bus, Violent J comes out Barrels to your chest And blow your lungs out Motherfuck a fucking hick I’ll kick you in the mouth, swell your fucking lips up You swallow them teeth when I do And me and my boys will run a train on your Felma lip Then break her fucking […]
Achy Breaky Song
You can torture meWith Donnie & MarieYou can play some Barry ManilowOr you can play some schlockLike New Kids On The BlockOr any Village People song you knowOr play Vanilla IceHey, you can play him twiceAnd you can play the Bee Gees any dayBut Mr. DJ, pleaseI’m beggin’ on my kneesI just can’t take no […]
Contigo En La Distancia
No existe un momento del diaEn que pueda apartarte de miEl mundo parece distintoCuando no estas junto a mi No hay bella melodia En que no surjas tuNi yo quiero escucharlaSi no la escuchas tu [1] – Es que te has convertidoEn parte de mi almaYa nada me consuelaSi no estas tu tambien Mas alla […]
Crooked
"Suddenly I see, some niggaz that I don’t like" -> Ice Cube*machine gun fires* "Got him!" -> Dr. Dre [2Pac]A smokin ass nigga robbed me blindI got a tech nine now his smokin ass is mineI guess I felt sorry for the bastard, he was brokeI didn’t know he smoked so I didn’t watch him […]
I Want To Fuck A Dog In The Ass (Bonus Track 15 On
I want to fuck a dog in the asshe wants to fuck a dog in the assI want to fuck a dogthat’s right kids i tried to fuck your mom in the asstried to fuck your dad in the asscould only find a dog…..in his ass we wanna fuck a dog in the asswe wanna […]
Pushin' & Shovin'
I could love her if she were a Rolls RoyceBut she handles like a model – TSo get her in high gear, she can’t stay here with me At show time she’ll be in the front rowAnd she’ll try to put the make on meHer friends will all laughWhile their instamatics flashWill you see me […]