{*audience applauds*}Lazy-ass gentlemans, quiet down quiet down pleaseI’d like to welcome all y’all intoxicated-ass niggazto the X.O. ExperienceFor this next selection was played on the forty ounce bottlesSo without further adieu, please put yo’ bottles to yo’ lipsAnd bring to stage live on here tonightThe 40 Oz Quarter – gentlemans, take it away [Tash]Tash is […]
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40 Oz Quartet Part I
{*audience applauds*}Lazy-ass gentlemans.. may I have yo’ drunk-ass attention pleaseComin to you motherfuckers live on stage here tonightI’d like to present.. the most intoxicated, most inbreezeiatedMost anpissipated, group of our time – the 40 Oz, QuartetTake it away, gentlemans [J-Ro]It’s the cap twistin clique that get you sick off one sipof this concoction – pass […]
All Night
[J-Ro] Welcome to Tha Alkaholik function, yeah[Tash] Yes to party down[J-Ro] We came to party, we came to party, we came to party[Tash] Yes to party down[J-Ro] We came to party, we came to party, we came to party Verse One: Tash Aiyyo, step in my area, and I’ma bury yaTha Likwit crew is blowin […]
Promote Violins
[Kurupt Young Gotti]Ever since I was young I wanted to beSomethin like what I am, uhuhhhhhh… [J-Ro] We promote violins![Y.G.] Yeah – check me out[J-Ro] We promote violins![Y.G.] E-Swiftulaus, Kurupt Young Gotti Neo Deastro(?)[Y.G.] Franklin Gostra the Sixth, Sixth.. (Let’s go, Kurupt..) [Kurupt]May I laugh (?) to yourself, shellsBefore honor and war I just can’t […]
Let it Out
Intro: That’s the Alkaholiks functions, conjunction junctionThe remix version for all the brothers out therethat got shit on they chest and just wanna let it out [Tash] ANything you could do I could do fresherWHen I’m on the microphone I rock the shit without no pressureCause I snuck my forty ouncer past the bouncer with […]
Soda Pop
Verse One: E-Swift Hoes on my nuts just because of my positionCan’t fade the bitches that’s always bitchinLove to kick beats, rock rhymes on occasionDown with the niggaz that the hoes keep paginGimme gimme gimme my gin and super-sakThen, let me hit the doobie, can’t fuck with the rockBust one shot if you’re (with me […]
21 and Under
Intro: Tash ("Yes yes y’all, and you don’t stop" – repeat 12X)HelloLet me tell ya about the LiksSee it *echoes* say it *echoes*Ah, yo Verse One: Tash I walked into a store I stepped straight to the freezerI grabbed some forty ounces and a few Bacardi BreezersI threw em on the counter then I went […]
20th Caller Skit
*phone rings three times*Congratulations, you’re the 20th caller! Huh? Yo man, I don’t wanna be the 20th caller man I wanna hear Tha Alkaholiks, damnit! Man y’all don’t never play Tha Liks yo! Y’all play the same damn songs, every damn day Man, them Liks is dopest niggaz on the West coast man C’mon bring […]