Hip Hop Drunkies

[Tash] What’s yo’ name? What’s yo’ naaaaaame?[ODB] *burp* My name is, Ol Dirty Bastard… and I’ma Alkaholik[Tash] Yeah me too nigga[ODB] *singin some crazy shit* [Tash]You’re now rockin with Tha Liks so start reachin for the ozoneI see some girls I know but y’all look different with your clothes onWhat’s up though, Tash came to […]


Best U Can

We know the fuck y’all really wantY’all want us.. right, right? [Tash]Let’s get it pumped up, pumpin, the jump-off to jumpinAiyyo I’m lookin in your eyes you look a little drunkin pumpkinYou buzzin? Oh really, you faded kinda earlyThese my homeboys, introduce your homegirliesWhat’s your name? (Shirley) Well this my nizzle swivelHe like the way […]


Nas Skit

[Nas Escobar]Yo whassup man this is Nas in yo’ motherfuckin earKnahmsayin, I be chillin ’round with the Alkaholik niggaz manKnahmsayin, them niggaz gettin drinks yoI be like, yo y’all I drink the Henessey shitMix it with the champagne, shit like thatSee I smokes too though, but when I drinksMe and my niggaz sometime we get […]


DeBarge Skit

Yo yo we bout to make this run manWe got we got uhh, DeBarge brothers in the houseEl and James y’allWhat y’all drinkin on man? [DeBarge]Shit, oh you treatin? (yeah I’m treatin)Alright, I like, personally, Cherise Wheat Oh don’t start that shit ElWhat man? Nigga go get some cold dizznizz motherfucking dizznuck Get some cold […]


Sickness

[Tash]You ready? Are you ready?Aiyyo we need some beer to the stage quick (quick-quick-quick..)Alkaholiks on the set (oooh-OOOH!)Y’all ready? (ooh-OOP!) Uhh.. Aiyyo it’s six million drinks to try, choose oneSo you can catch a buzz while Likwid show you how it’s doneBouncin off the walls is just my niggaz havin funWith all these weak niggaz, […]


Killin' It

[Tash]Ahh, ahhI be killin it (why Tash?) cause I be feelin itI get money so no need for stealin itI work diligent beneath the Earth’s soilwhere I write rhymes so fresh it’s like I wrapped my styles in foilBut I sit at home and boil spicy rum when it’s freezingCause I from the Likwid crew […]


Run Wild

[Tash] This time I’ma make a lil’, a lil’ AHH [Shae Fiol] Come on everybody Tha Likwid crewis comin through your town and we’re runnin wild [Tash]Ahhhhh! (Say what?) Alkaholiks in this bitch..Smoke somethin, drink somethinRun wild, run wild.. Niggaz, bitches – back again to get it crackinSmoked a blunt, drunk a brew, turned around […]


J-Ro Late Skit

[man] Ay man, who the hell is you man? We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin man, could you be quiet man?[J-Ro] Man who got the bud man?[man] Hold on, hold on, we got a meetin goin – ay who is you?[J-ro] Aiyyo this […]