Friendship is rare, Do you know what I’m sayin’ to you? Friendship is rare. My derriere, When you find out much later That they don’t really care. It’s rare to me, can’t you see? It’s rare to me, can’t you see? Oh shit there’s a bear, Could you hand me that shotgun buddy, Also that […]
Category Archives: Tenacious D
Double Team
[spoken] Damn, a hard day’s rockin’. Better slip off ma shoes. Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend. Dip m’toe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book: The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, who’s this? How’s it goin’? [sung] That’s the first thin’ I say to you. How’s it goin’? Are you flowin’? […]
Karate
With karate I’ll kick your ass Here to Tiennamen Square. Oh yeah, muthafucka, I’m ‘onna kick your fuckin’ derriere. You broke the rules, Now I’ll pull out all your pubic hair, You muthafucka. You muthafucka. Kyle betrayed me And then he lied tried to hide And I died deep inside And you know the reason […]