Directed by: Tim Van Patten Written by: Robin Green & Mitchell Burgess and David Chase and David Flebotte The mood in the back room of Carmine’s social club was anything but social. Carmine and Johnny had just informed Tony that they wanted forty percent of the H.U.D. scam take. “We share Zellman,” Carmine tells him, […]

Directed by: John Patterson Written by: Robin Green & Mitchell Burgess and David Chase “I have no choice but to declare a mistrial.” With the possible exception of “Hi, I’m Angie Dickinson and here’s my phone number,” those are the nine sweetest words Junior Soprano could ever hope to hear. And ironically, after months of […]

Directed by: Tim Van Patten Written by: Robin Green & Mitchell Burgess Junior was having a rough day. His trial went overtime, so he missed the Early Bird Special. Then, while hurrying through a swarm of reporters, he was hit on the head by a boom mike and sent tumbling down the courthouse steps. But […]

Directed by: Daniel Attias Written by: David Chase, Robin Green & Mitchell Burgess and Terry Winter By his own admission, Tony may not be the most moral man on earth, ” . . . but I do have rules.” And one of those rules is that you don’t move in on another guy’s goomara. So […]

Directed by: Jack Bender Written by: Terence Winter Forget the Feds. Never mind marital problems, Meadow’s meltdowns and Junior’s RICO trial. Right now, the biggest problem facing Tony is . . . Ginny Sack’s rear end. Not literally, but Ralph’s now–nfamous remark about Ginny’s weight* has created a situation that could have the direst of […]